devilfruits:

Do you ever look at 9 year olds and just know they’re gonna be a fuckin douche in 6/7 years.

hamburgurl:

I’m like 25% funny and 85% bad at math

joshpeckofficial:

puppies are touchable happiness 

vaniccio:

i struggle between wanting to stay up late and wanting extra hours of sleep

urbancatfitters:

i wonder how people describe me when they’re talking about me to someone who’s never met me

shvering:

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thatfuckingcrowv2:

orlandobloomers:

instead of sending me nudes you can send me 

  • pics of you smiling with ur fave stuffed animal
  • pics of you smiling with ur mom 
  • pics of plants
  • pics of ur dog
  • pics of silly lookin bugs that u find 

send me the nudes while this geek eats a flower

i’m a nice person i just hate everyone 

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